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villainous-murderers:

Morgan Geyser (top) and Anissa Weier (bottom) were the two girls behind the Wisconsin Slenderman stabbings.

Geyser and Weier had invited a friend of theirs to a sleepover. In the morning, they lured their 12 year old friend into the woods, where they then stabbed her 19 times.

Their friend had survived the attack, and crawled to safety until she was saved by a bicyclist.  

Geyser and Weier believed if they killed their friend Slenderman, a famous creepypasta character, would reveal himself to them.

me: do you speak French?
her: yes!
her: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
me: .........
me: ma mère dit que je dois rentrer à la maison en ce moment immédiatement

"Kiss Your Nerves Good-Bye!" - Evil Dead II (1987) (X)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that